zindgi

Zindgi sapno ki nahi haqiqat ki jiya karo,
qki sapno main sirf phool khila karte h.
wo phool tumhe kya zindagi denge
jo khud Do din jiya karte h.

kash

Ek kasak jo lafzo ki aghosh me sisak rhi thi,
EK dua jo dor arsh pe bhatak rhi thi,
Wo dua jo tote dil se nikl rhi thi,
Wo dua jo do labo pe machal rhi thi,
KAASH K EK SHAM wo lot aaye...

kabhi na bhulaynge

Jise ham kab se bhulaye baithe the,
Wo aaj achanak hi yaad aa gaye,
Jis gam ki barish ne kiya tha barbaad,
Usi barish ke badal aaj phir cha gaye

dil ko teri yaad aati hai

Is dil ko to bas teri yaad aati hai,
aur is dil ko udaas kar jati hai,
Koi poochta hai tumse pyaar kitna hai
kuch nahi keh pate bas aankh bhar aati hai

kyu nhi samjhte mere dil ko

Aapse milkar khuda ki ibadat bhool gaye,
Aapki adayein dekh ke apni aadat bhool gaye.
yeh kaisa jaadu kar diya hai aapne
,Aapko chake duniya ki chahat bhul gaye

Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye

mere Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain Aur lonely hain...
Problem ye hai ki bus voh READ-ONLY hain...

Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye..

Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo...
Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo...

Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS...

Ho gayi galti humse, Click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!

Tumse mila main kal to, Mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili To kehti ho: Your file not found!

Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif

Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't likeyour face
Par dil ke computer mein, Nahin hai enough disk space

Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, Pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, Ho jaata hai server down

Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, Create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, Wait main karoonga

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, Time out ho gaya

Kya chaal hai tumhaari, Jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, Aao karein chat

Tum jabse meri zindagi, mein aayi ho banke female,
Yaad raha na ab kuch, Na postman , Na e-Mail

Joh sadiyaon se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga...

Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki message Aanna Band Hai.......
Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Web Server band hai.......

Badli hai duniya , kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon

VC aaye to VB mein daal do,
VC aaye to VB mein daal do
seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do

Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai?
Are Tankha milti hai aur timepass ho jata hai...

teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya
kabhi offline to kabhi online piya

Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai
Laila ghar mein aur majnoo project testing kar rahe hote hai

kuch pass kuch door

aaj jindgi ko dil se jina chaha hai to kismat sath nhi deti hai
jab maine is kismat k sath jindgi ko apnaya tha tab jindgi nai mujhe nhi apnaya tha

door hune ka dar

किसी के इतने सपने न देख
के काली रात भी रन्गीली लगे
आन्ख खुले तो बर्दाश्त न हो
जब सपना टूट टूट कर बिखरने लगे

किसी को इतना प्यार न कर
के बैठे बैठे आन्ख नम हो जाये
उसे गर मिले एक दर्द
इधर जिन्दगी के दो पल कम हो जाये

किसी के बारे मे इतना न सोच
कि सोच का मतलब ही वो बन जाये
भीड के बीच भी
लगे तन्हाई से जकडे गये

pyaar

किसी को इतना अपना न बना
कि उसे खोने का डर लगा रहे
इसी डर के बीच एक दिन ऐसा न आये
तु पल पल खुद को ही खोने लगे

dil lagao magar dil mat do

किसी के इतने पास न जा
के दूर जाना खौफ़ बन जाये
एक कदम पीछे देखने पर
सीधा रास्ता भी खाई नज़र आये